जनलोकपाल बिल मध्ये नक्की काय आहे?

"जनलोकपाल बिल" मध्ये नक्की काय आहे???
१. केंद्रामध्ये "लोकपाल" नावाची संस्था काढली जाईल आणि प्रत्येक राज्यामध्ये या संस्थेचा"लोकायुक्त" निवडला जाईल.
२. सर्वोच्च न्यायालय आणि निवडणूक आयोग यांच्याप्रमाणेच लोकपाल आयोग हा सुद्धा शासनापासून पूर्णपणे स्वतंत्र असेल. कोणताही सरकारी अधिकारी किंवा नेता या आयोगावर नियंत्रण ठेवू शकणार नाही.
३. भ्रष्टाचाराचा कुठलाही खटला वर्षानुवर्षे चालणार नाही. चौकशी साठी जास्...तीत जास्त १ वर्षआणि खटल्यासाठी १ वर्ष दिला जाईल, जेणेकरून २ वर्षांत शिक्षेची अंमलबजावणी होईल.
४.आरोप सिद्ध झाल्यावर सर्व नुकसान त्या व्यक्तीकडून वसूल केले जाईल.
५. सामान्य जनतेला या बिलाचा फायदा काय? ...
......आपले कुठलेही सरकारी काम जर सुनिश्चित वेळेत झाले नाही तर लोकपाल विधेयाकानुसार जबाबदार सरकारी अधिकार्‍याकडून दंड वसूलकेला जाईल आणि तो नुकसानभरपाई म्हणून आपल्याला दिला जाईल.
६.म्हणजेच, जर तुमचे रेशनकार्ड/ मतदानओळखपत्र/ पासपोर्ट यासाठी निश्चित वेळेपेक्षा जास्त वेळ लागला असेल तर तुम्ही लोकपाल आयोगाकडे जाऊ शकता. लोकपाल तुमचेकाम १ महिन्याच्या अवधीत पूर्ण करेल. शिवाय रेशनदुकानावर खराब धान्य, खराब रस्ते, पंचायत फंड घोटाळा अश्या तक्रारीही तुम्ही लोकपालकडे करू शकता. लोकपाल आयोगजास्तीत जास्त २ वर्षांत याविषयी पूर्ण निर्णय देईल.
७.पण या आयोगवर आयुक्त सरकार नेमेल का? नाही! आयुक्ताची निवड ही नागरिक आणि न्यायमूर्ती करतील. कुठल्याही राजकीय हस्तक्षेपाशिवाय !
८.आणि लोकपालमधलाच एखादा अधिकारी भ्रष्ट निघाला तर? नाही!या आयोगाचे काम पूर्णपणे पारदर्शक असेल. त्या अधिकर्‍याची २ महिन्यात चौकशी करून दोषी आढळल्यास त्वरित हकालपट्टी केली जाईल.
९.मग सध्याच्या भ्रष्टाचार विरोधी यंत्रणा बंद पडणार का? नाही... या सर्व यंत्रणा "लोकपाल" मध्ये समाविष्ट कार्यात येतील.
१०.ज्या व्यक्तीने भ्रष्टाचाराविरु द्ध आवाज उठवला आहे त्याच्या जिविताची काळजी घेण्याची पूर्ण जबबदारी लोकपाल आयोगाची असेल.
११.आणि सगळ्यात महत्वाचे... लोकपाल आयोगाकडे कोणताही अधिकारी, नेता आणि न्यायाधीश यांची चौकशी करण्याचे अधिकार असतील.
आज आपल्या देशाला "लोकपाल" ची नक्कीच गरज आहे.
म्हणून अण्णा हजारे यांना पाठिंबा द्या.......

 

AMBAVANE's

I'm gonna miss my college dayzzzzzzzzzz !!!!!!!!!!

Finally farewell party took place and college life has come to an end. This is not just end of student life but end of one of the most interesting chapter of our life….

I’m sure we all are going to miss our college. By saying college I want to emphasize on friends, fun, and enjoyment done during these days.. But guys University exam is going to be finale of this fantabulous life….. So cheer till exams..

After University exam many things are going to be changed in our life… And student life will become nostalgia..

I’ll certainly miss my flat mates with whom I spent my two years… Ameesh kaka, Rahul abbe, Lokesh don’t tell me, Kanha, Dheer…. I really enjoyed their company at Kanchanganga and Navrang…I’ll miss fights with Kanha & Dheer over Maharashtra -Rajsthan issue….  and especially arguments with Lokey over silly topics.. Lokya thanks for bearing with me..

I’m gonna miss food points in Pune.. Durvankur, Goodluck, Malgudi, bavdhan chaupati, Chorge Lassi, and many more… 

i'll miss all MITSOM friends…. Breakfast at Durga… Fights with Suraj over paying restaurant bills…. Shafvan’s tiffin… Mane’s silent mode… 

I’ll also miss crazy dance performed by all of us during ‘Vasant Utsav’… dance on FC road after India’s world cup win.. Rangpanchami celebration with friends..

I’ll also miss fun during assignment submission time, presentation time, and exam time… Birthday celebrations in college… Competition with friends for getting chocolate from Vaibhav sir.. Shiledar sir’s interesting lectures.. 

I’ll miss funny moments with Ameesh during attending various quiz competitions… Fun during Mpower Quiz and many such moments…………..

I’ll also miss lot many things which I can’t mention on public platform…..

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But this is certainly not THE END of fun… We’ll definitely keep in touch with each other… Mark Zuckerberg aur uska Facebook kab kaam ayega?..... 

HUM HAI RAAHI PYAAR KE... FIR MILENGE CHALTE-CHALTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

AMBAVANE's

S U C C E S S

Few days back my mother called me. She asked me a question which was completely unexpected for me. Mummy asked, When will you become successful? As I was not prepared to answer this question I said in next 5 years you’ll see me as a successful person.

After our conversation I thought that did I answer her question correctly or I just answered her as a formality? Is the span of 5 years enough to create my own identity in society? Sincerely speaking this is a topic of debate. Time required for becoming successful in life depends upon intensity of fire within you which doesn’t allow you to sleep until you achieve set target. I was not aware of exact answer. So I decided to ask my friends about their understanding of SUCCESS…

Rahul, a science graduate said, “I’ll call myself successful if within next 5 years I’ll be able to alleviate all problems associated with my family.”

 Ameesh, a software engineer &former employee of IBM said,” If my work appears in newspaper, television or when people recognize me after kind of work I do then I can say that I’ve achieved something in life.”  

 Lokesh, who holds a bachelors degree in agriculture said, “I would call myself successful if in next 5 years I get a class I officer job in state government which would not only make me happy but my parents will also feel proud on me. My success will also depend on marrying a girl as per wish of my parents.”

My opinion on success was that when society will start treating me as an important person or when I’ll enjoy my work then I would consider myself as a successful person.

After these views I came to a conclusion that everybody has different perception about success. Some consider themselves successful when they achieve financial stability whereas some prefer to measure their success on basis of their place in society. Or some people feel successful when they relieve pain from others life.

Finally I would like to say that Choice, not circumstances, determines your success.  

AMBAVANE's 

Don't be partial !!!!

Is there any similarity among films Wake Up Sid!, Aisha, once Upon a time in Mumbai &  Dhobi Ghat ?.....

All these films are based on different stories, actors are different, every aspect is different except one. In these movies word ‘BOMBAY’ is used instead of  ‘MUMBAI’.,

Around two years back  (year 2009) Wake Up Sid! was released. Along with film members one of the political parties in Maharashtra actively helped in making publicity of movie. The party was Maharashtra Navnirman Sena. The party was against use of word ‘Bombay’ instead of ‘Mumbai’, which was used quite a few times in that film. At that time, the issue raised by them was absolutely right. MNS tried to stop the shows of that film which were running across the Mumbai. The result of that agitation was that producer of Wake Up Sid! had to show a disclaimer in theatres before beginning of the film & apologise for hurting the sentiments of  a particular group of people.

After this issue MNS chief wrote a letter to Sharmila Tagore (Chairperson, CBFC) stating she would be held responsible for any film released containing the word `Bombay' instead of `Mumbai'.

Recently I watched two movies, Aisha & Dhobi Ghat. In the movie Aisha, actor Abhay Deol Speaks the word Bombay 3-4 times. At that time no such objection was taken by MNS. The movie did not face any kind of disturbances. Same was the case with Dhobi Ghat. In this film Aamir khan uses the word Bombay in his dialogues. Here also same thing was repeated. No action was taken. The most surprising fact was that MNS chief Raj Thackeray was present in the theatre for premier of  Dhobi Ghat.

How could MNS be partial to later two movies? It was just unacceptable. I personally admire Raj Thackeray. According to me, he is one of the most talented leaders in Maharashtra. But in this issue I am against him & his party.  

 MNS also has separate cell for monitoring all activities related to television, Bollywood & Marathi movies. And still such negligence? This is definitely going to affect image of MNS.

I think people should not use the word Bombay. Neither in day-to-day conversation nor in films. Officially Bombay became Mumbai in late 90’s. And unless we use word Mumbai, it will not become the routine word. The name Mumbai was given to the city by Indians and it was renamed as Bombay by British people. At least let’s not follow the names given by British people.

Finally I appeal MNS to be impartial in every activity. Don’t spoil your image. & I hope from today let's use Mumbai instead of Bombay.....

AMBAVANE's  

What's there in NAAM ?

These days we even don’t pay attention while interacting in our own languages. It seems English has become first language of many young Indians who sometimes speak Hindi in English way.

Today a funny incident happened with me. I was registering my name for one of the event happening in MIT campus. A girl at registration desk asked a funny question to me. She asked me that, “Please tell me  NAAMS (NAMES) of your team members.” I was shocked after listening such mixing of languages. & a thought came in my mind. Are we really progressing?

NAAMS.. is it a plural for NAAM in Hindi ? As far as my Hindi knowledge is concerned, it is certainly not. And NAAMS is also not an English word. Instead of speaking in incorrect way, she could have asked the same question in pure Hindi or in pure English. Use of English words while speaking in regional languages is acceptable. But you can’t make plural of any word just by attaching ‘S’ at its end.

I don’t want to raise language issue here. I am just emphasizing on use of correct language; whether it is Hindi or English. Various people can’t speak in fluent English because of many problems. But we speak in our mother tongue since our birth. So there should not be question of not knowing basic rules of language.

So, I just want to request all those who like to flaunt their language skills, please be clear with whatever you speak. Else you will land up in trouble. And people will make fun of you like, NAAMS…

AMBAVANE's

Bollywood waalonki Mumbai.........

MUMBAI…………. one of the magical cities in India….. a home for around 1.5 crore people… Everyone comes here to achieve their dream… each person with different life, different mood, different standard of living…………. Some call it, Bombay…….. Some call it, Bambai…… But for me it’s MUMBAI, rather, AAMCHI MUMBAI….

Today, I am going to tell about life of MUMBAIKARS and city’s connection with one of the most famous businesses in the city i.e. BOLLYWOOD. Hindi Film Industry likes Mumbai as much as Mumbai likes Bollywood. Mumbai City has been a central character in many bollywood films. Not only this but Hollywood people are also in love with this city. Slumdog Millionaire is the best example.

But Mumbai has a special place in the hearts of bollywood film makers. So, let’s talk about connection of bollywod & Mumbai.

Recently I watched movie, Dhobi Ghat, which is based on life of Dhobis in Mumbai. The film talks about their problem, their dreams, their struggle to earn bread & butter. This was the untouched subject until Kiran Rao looked into it.

In 2010, bollywood took us back in the 1970’s with films like Once upon a time in Mumbai & Action Replayy. Both films were different from each other. Once upon… talked about rise of underworld in Mumbai & Akshay kumar starrer Action Replayy made many senior citizens look back in their college days. Through this film director also tried to show fashion and romance of 70’s.

The films like Mumbai meri Jaan, Tum Mile projected unity of Mumbai during major crisis. Both films were based on  two most deadly situations experienced by people of Mumbai. The subject of MMJ was aftermath of series of bomb-blasts in Local Trains and how that incidence destroys life of many. Tum Mile was a story about how Flood in Mumbai helps two PREMI to get together. 

Director Madhur Bhandarkar has successfully shown the dark side of Mumbaikar’s life through his films like Traffic Signal, Chandani Bar, Page 3, Fashion, etc.

Films like Luck By Chance & Wake Up Sid! are about life of young Mumbai. Luck By Chance is a movie about an actor who comes in Mumbai to become Star. Wake up Sid! is a story of rich, young, carefree college student who becomes serious in life when his friend teaches him meaning of life.

 Movies such as Shootout at Lokhandwala, Satya were based on gang-wars in Mumbai. N. Chandra’s film Yeh Mere India talked about bias nature of people. He showed many types of biases in his film such as communal bias, religious bias, economic bias etc. he wonderfully explained their connection through the film.

Hollywood film Slumdog Millionaire also threw light on darker side of city’s life. It was based on life of street children and their dreams.

Recent marathi films like Zendaa highlighted politics and young people in Mumbai. Laalbaug-parel raised issue of life of textile mill workers and problem faced by them after closing of the mills.

These are just few examples…. There are many such movies & documentaries.

All these films tell about life of different Mumbaikars, 

their dreams....................,

their problems................., 

their struggle for existence.................,

their hard work to become successful..............,

and many more shades of their life. 

This city doesn’t offer you success without struggle. From Ambani to Ambavane everyone has to work

hard to taste success…. 

Hats off to Mumbai & Mumbaikar…..

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Aye dil hai mushkil jeena yahan

Zara hat ke zara bach ke, yeh hai Bombay (MUMBAI) meri jaan……………………..!!!!!!!!

AMBAVANE’s

दिवाने हुए पागल .........

उद्या Valentine's Day..... सर्वांचे Plans तयार असतील. असाच १ Plan. माझा मित्र परमार. एक पागल झालेला दीवाना.... त्याची कहाणी सांगितली आहे इकडे. यातली 99% माहिती खरी आहे. आणि 1% माझं Imagination.    

काही दिवसांनी  व्हालेंटाइन डे येणार 

तेव्हा काय करावं हां प्रश्न बऱ्याच लोकांना आतापासूनच पडणार

पण त्या अनमोल दिवसाचं planning मी आजपासूनाच करणार

पुण्यात आलेल्या माझ्या Sweet Heart ला मी आज भेटणार
तिच्यासोबत दिवसभर फिरणार 

तिच्या आवडीचं food मी आवडत नसताना खाणार 

नंतर तिच्यासोबत मी  shopping  ला जाणार 

पहिले मी तिच्या आवडीनुसार माझ्यासाठी shoes घेणार

shoes घेताना price tag कड़े मी दुर्लक्ष करणार

4000 चे असले तरी तिला आवडले म्हणून ते घेणार

मग तिच्यासोबत dinner करुन मी माझ्या flat मध्ये येणार

पूर्ण रात्र तिच्या आठवणीमध्ये घालवणार

आणि सकाळी 8.30 चे lecture बंक करणार.... 

असाच १ week जाणार.....

नंतर काही काम काढून मी घरी जाणार

घरी आई बाबांना hi-hello करुन तिला भेटायला जाणार 

जाताना तिने पसंत केलेले shoes घालायला मी नाही विसरणार 

तिने shoes ची तारीफ़ करताच मेरा दिल डार्लिंग डार्लिंग होणार 

पण आपल्याकडे घालण्यासाठी दूसरी चप्पल नाही हे मला आठवणार 

आता आमची स्वारी पुन्हा adidas मधे जाणार 

पुन्हा तिला पसंत पडली म्हणून मी 900 रुपये ची slippers घेणार

नंतर तिच्यासोबत movie ला जाणार

The Tourist कितीही भंगार असला तरी तिला आवडला म्हणून चांगला म्हणणार

 नंतर ती मला cigarette lighter गिफ्ट करणार

 as usual मला ते फार आवडणार

घरी जाताना तिला  Vodka पिण्याची इच्छा होणार   

 मात्र तिची ही  unexpected demand ऐकून मला धक्का बसणार

पण स्त्री हट्टापुढे मी नमते घेणार 

काही दिवसांनी मी पुन्हा पुण्याला येणार 

झालेला किस्सा मित्रांना सांगणार 

मी दारु पीत नाही याची मलाच  लाज वाटणार 

त्या गम मधे मी रोज २-३ cigarette जास्त फूंकणार

कोणी 900 च्या slippers ची टिंगल केल्यावर त्याला त्याच slippersने   मारण्याची धमकी  देणार


Main Celebaration साठी  पुन्हा घरी

आता Valentine's Day जवळच येणार
तिच्यासाठी मी 1000 रुपयेचे chocolates घेणार
तिची दारु पिण्याची हौस पूर्ण करण्यासाठी  1 महागडी Wine घेणार 

Wine घेताना आपण दारु पीत नाही याची पुन्हा आठवण होणार

पण तिला Valentine gift देताना मला फार आनंद होणार

त्या दिवशी तिला I LOVE U बोलणं सुध्दा खुप Special वाटणार  

अजुनही बरेच काही करणार 

पण त्याबाबत मी कोणालाच नाही सांगणार 

आणि शेवटी ही relationship आता marriage मध्ये convert होण्यासाठी देवाकडे प्रार्थना करणार

 WISH U VERY HAPPY VALENTINE"S DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!

AMBAVANE's

Mumbai - Shiv Sena - Pakistan's cricket match

     

These days ICC Cricket World Cup is talk of entire country. Indian subcontinent will be hosting this event for the second time after 1996. Cricket is not just a game in our country it has become religion. Not only ICC but various other corporate houses are also looking at this event as a source to earn maximum profit.

      The organizing committee is paying attention in each and every aspect related with this event. Most important priority is security. They want this game to be happen peacefully and smoothly. 

BUT....                     BUT ....                    BUT.......

      There is one major problem which I think ICC forgot to taken into consideration while selecting venue, Wankhede stadium, Mumbai.

     

      MBA people especially marketing guys are very much aware about PESTEL factors which affect business environment. But ICC didn't analyze political factor deeply. These days no one talks about Pakistan's cricket  for good reasons. But according to me, Pakistani Cricket team has capacity to bounce back. In today's TOI, Harsha Bhogle has also said the same thing.

     For a moment let's assume Pak players showed extraordinary performance and their efforts help the team to reach till finals. And here problems arise. Will Shiv Sena and MNS people allow Pak Cricket team to play in Mumbai? and the alternate venue for Final match is D Y Patil stadium, which is also in Mumbai.

    Shiv Sena Supremo Balasaheb Thackeray already showed his strong oppose for India-Pakistan cricket match in Mumbai. He said about  this way back in late 90's. And till today no match has been played between these countries in Mumbai. Even today Balasaheb has power to stop Mumbai with his one order.

   

             Blasaheb is just against cricket match but Raj Thackeray’s hatred about Pakistan is not just limited to cricket match. He has gone one step further. Recently he opposed one of the reality shows featuring Pakistani singers.

   In such political atmosphere I don’t see any chances of match between Pakistan and any other team, in Mumbai. ICC must take this fact into consideration and make arrangements for other venue; if Pakistan enters into final.

AMBAVANE's

FILMFARE OR FILM(UN)FARE AWARDS

     First of all congratulations to the team of 'My Name is Khan' on winning 3 most popular viewers choice awards at the most glamorous event of Bollywood. 

     Yesterday 56th Idea Filfare Awards were distributed at Yashraj sudio, Andheri, Mumbai. And (unfortunately) Shah Rukh Khan won Best Actor's award for MNIK. The film also grabbed other 2 awards, Best Actress & Best Director.

     But I think Shah Rukh was not a deserving candidate for such an award. I am not doubting about his acting talent. He's one of the great actors our country has ever produced. I still admire his outstanding & fantabulous performances in Chak de, Swades, Devdas, etc. & he received Filmfare for these films. But this time KUCH SAHI NAHI HUA.There is some problem.

     This year we saw some great performance by Hrithik, Salman, Ajay & Omkar Das Manikpuri in Guzaarish, Dabangg, OUTIM & Peepli Live respectively. I don't understand why Akshay Kumar's name included in Best Actor's nominee name? Omkar Das should have got place in the list instead of him.

     This year's much awaited film was Salman's DABANGG. Everyone knows Salman is Dabangg & Dabangg is Salman. & Chulbul Pande also pleased his audience.Salman certainly justified his role.

     Same case is with Hrithik's Ethan in Guzaarish. He also fulfilled all expectations of his crowd. But it wasn't good moment for both of them. But I would have loved to see either Hrithik or Salman lifting Black Lady.

     I think these days performance has become least criteria for selecting best out of rest.But afterall viewers like us remember performance and winner. SRK don't run behind awards atleast entertain audience with quality movies. NAHI TO AAPKA BAND BAJ JAAYEGA. 

Yeh public sab jaanti hai kyunki..............

PICTURE ABHI BAAKI HAI MERE DOST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     

AMBAVANE's